The meeting could have been an email. Unfortunately, the pencils chose violence.
How to play
1. Move: WASD, arrow keys, or joystick2. Aim: point anywhere from beside you to the far edge3. Shoot: hold and release click/Space; on phone, drag and release AIM4. Return to your basket to refill
No timesheets. No sensible decisions. Bring your own eraser.
Pencil Paper Clash
Tiny pencils. Crumpled ammo. Absolutely no adult supervision.
Your tiny troublemaker
Team
Difficulty
Game mode
Match time
Rules
Hit rivals with paper balls. They shrink and you grow
Small pencils can hide behind books and desk clutter
Five hits knock you out. You return after 8 seconds
When knocked out, your final burst shrinks nearby teammates
Carry up to 5 balls. Stand still at your basket to refill
Hits made at full size help you refill faster
Blue shields block two hits. Red bombs damage every rival
You cannot hit teammates. Stay on your own desk
Choose your preferred form of stationery chaos. Online scraps support 2–14 tiny professionals.
Online pencil drawer
Connecting…
Start some nonsense
Secret scribble code
Unattended pencil drawers
Private drawers are invisible. Very professional. Use their secret code.
Room —
Create the drawer first. Send and copy unlock when its room code is ready.
Your team
Difficulty — host only
Match length — host only
Choose your office gang
Teams may be hilariously uneven. The host will be asked if this bad idea is intentional.
●You
0 — 0
∞
Easy · vs AI
Reconnecting…
Basket bribery5.0s
Dramatic wind-up
Negotiating with basket…
✏️💤
You have become horizontal!
Emergency sharpening in 8s · please remain dramatically flat
♛
Victory!
You rule the stationery cupboard.
scuttle
WASD / arrows scuttle · point near or far to choose landing spot · hold click, release to throw ·
stand very still in your basket and pretend reloading is dignifiedleft pad scuttle · right pad, near or far, choose landing spot · release to throw ·
stand in your basket to reload